Fucking Processor
| Fucking Processor | |
|---|---|
 The Fucking Processor as of 27 September 2022. | |
| Owner |  AlphaPlayer5345 |
| Builders | AlphaPlayer5345 |
| Construction | |
| Started | September 2022 |
| Location | |
| Dimension | Overworld |
| Coordinates | X:?, Y:?, Z:? |
"We will get fucking processor."
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AlphaPlayer5345 when making the Fucking Processor.
The Fucking Processor is a redstone contraption located between the Parisian departments Parisian Plains and Great Golden Dunes. It was built by AlphaPlayer5345 after his return in September 2022, and is as of December 2022 still under construction. The contraption is a 2-bit processor capable of calculating numbers as high as 11, though Alpha has stated that the finished product will be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond.
History
Early History
After his long absence from the server, builder would return to the server on 25 September 2022 with the username AlphaPlayer5345. Soon after he would start collecting resources for his new project and would eventually start building building the fucking processor out of, what he called, "pure boredom".
Expansion
Throughout the 25th and 26th of December 2022 Alphaplayer would log on multiple times on the server to build and expand the processor. As of 27 September 2022 the construction of the 2-Bit computing machine has been finished with the computer being able to calculate numbers as high as 11. Alpha has stated that he plans to expand the computer in the near future to be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond, but requires more resources and time.
Trivia
- The name of the processor is derived from the famous Alpha quote: 'We will get fucking processor'. Alpha has not used this name for the processor himself.
Gallery
2022
September
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The early stages of the processor, 25 September 2022.
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Ditto, 25 September 2022.
