Fucking Processor
| Fucking Processor | |
|---|---|
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| Owner |  AlphaPlayer5345 |
| Builders |  44cckw, AlphaPlayer5345 |
| Construction | |
| Started | September 2022 |
| Finished | 23 September 2023 |
| Location | |
| Dimension | Overworld |
| Coordinates | X:120, Y:?, Z:-775 |
"We will get fucking processor."
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AlphaPlayer5345 when making the Fucking Processor.
The Fucking Processor is a redstone contraption located between the Parisian departments Parisian Plains and Great Golden Dunes. It was built by AlphaPlayer5345 after his return in September 2022. The contraption is a 2-bit processor capable of calculating numbers as high as 11, though Alpha has stated that the finished product will be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond.
History[edit]
After his long absence from the server, AlphaPlayer5345 would return to the server on 25 September 2022 with the username AlphaPlayer5345. Soon after, he would start collecting resources for his new project and would eventually start building building the Fucking Processor out of, what he called, "pure boredom".
AlphaPlayer would log on multiple times on the server to build and expand the processor. The construction of the 2-Bit computing machine was finished on 27 September 2022, with it being able to calculate numbers as high as 11. Alpha has stated that he plans to expand the computer in the future to be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond, but requires more resources and time.
On 23 September 2023, 44cckw would replace the building materials of the processor with wool, removing the old and hastily-built cobblestone foundation. This was done with permission from Alpha.
Trivia[edit]
- The name of the processor is derived from the famous Alpha quote: 'We will get fucking processor'. Alpha has not used this name for the processor himself.
Gallery[edit]
2022[edit]
September[edit]
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The early stages of the processor, 25 September 2022.
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Ditto, 25 September 2022.
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The Fucking Processor as of 27 September 2022.
2023[edit]
September[edit]
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The processor during rain. Wiring was luckily water-proof. 23 September 2023.
2024[edit]
January[edit]
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Side-view of the Fucking Processor. 20 January 2024.
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View of the sign that's placed on the south-end of the processor. 20 January 2024.
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Ditto. 20 January 2024.
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Another side-view of the processor. 20 January 2024.
