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{{InfoboxBuild
{{InfoboxBuild
| image = 2022-09-27 17.30.17.png
| image = Fucking Processor Thumb.png
| quote =
| quote =
| caption = The Fucking Processor as of 27 September 2022.
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| owner = {{User|AlphaPlayer5345}}
| owner = {{User|AlphaPlayer5345}}
| builders = {{User|AlphaPlayer5345}}
| builders = {{User|44cckw}}, {{User|AlphaPlayer5345}}
| date_started = September 2022
| date_started = September 2022
| date_finished =
| date_finished = 23 September 2023
| dimension = Overworld
| dimension = Overworld
| coords = X:120, Y:?, Z:-775
| coords = X:120, Y:?, Z:-775
}}
}}
{{Topquote|1=We will get fucking processor.|2={{User|AlphaPlayer5345}} when making the Fucking Processor.}}
{{Topquote|1=We will get fucking processor.|2={{User|AlphaPlayer5345}} when making the Fucking Processor.}}
The '''Fucking Processor''' is a redstone contraption located between the [[Paris|Parisian]] departments Parisian Plains and Great Golden Dunes. It was built by [[AlphaPlayer5345]] after his return in September 2022, and is as of December 2022 still under construction. The contraption is a 2-bit processor capable of calculating numbers as high as 11, though Alpha has stated that the finished product will be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond.
The '''Fucking Processor''' is a redstone contraption located between the [[Paris|Parisian]] departments Parisian Plains and Great Golden Dunes. It was built by [[AlphaPlayer5345]] after his return in September 2022. The contraption is a 2-bit processor capable of calculating numbers as high as 11, though Alpha has stated that the finished product will be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond.


==History==
==History==
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After his long absence from the server, [[Builder|AlphaPlayer5345]] would return to the server on 25 September 2022 with the username AlphaPlayer5345. Soon after, he would start collecting resources for his new project and would eventually start building building the Fucking Processor out of, what he called, "pure boredom".
===Early History===
After his long absence from the server, builder would return to the server on 25 September 2022 with the username AlphaPlayer5345.
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Soon after he would start collecting resources for his new project and would eventually start building building the fucking processor out of, what he called, "pure boredom".


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AlphaPlayer would log on multiple times on the server to build and expand the processor. The construction of the 2-Bit computing machine was finished on 27 September 2022, with it being able to calculate numbers as high as 11. Alpha has stated that he plans to expand the computer in the future to be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond, but requires more resources and time.
===Expansion===

Throughout the 25th and 26th of December 2022 Alphaplayer would log on multiple times on the server to build and expand the processor.
On 23 September 2023, [[44cckw]] would replace the building materials of the processor with wool, removing the old and hastily-built cobblestone foundation. This was done with permission from Alpha.
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As of 27 September 2022 the construction of the 2-Bit computing machine has been finished with the computer being able to calculate numbers as high as 11. Alpha has stated that he plans to expand the computer in the near future to be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond, but requires more resources and time.


==Trivia==
==Trivia==
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Image:FuckingProcessor1.png|The early stages of the processor, 25 September 2022.
Image:FuckingProcessor1.png|The early stages of the processor, 25 September 2022.
Image:FuckingProcessor2.png|Ditto, 25 September 2022.
Image:FuckingProcessor2.png|Ditto, 25 September 2022.
Image:2022-09-27 17.30.17.png|The Fucking Processor as of 27 September 2022.
</gallery>

===2023===
====September====
<gallery>
Image:FuckingProcessor2023_1.png|The processor during rain. Wiring was luckily water-proof. 23 September 2023.
</gallery>

===2024===
====January====
<gallery>
Image:FuckingProcessor2024_1.png|Side-view of the Fucking Processor. 20 January 2024.
Image:FuckingProcessor2024_2.png|View of the sign that's placed on the south-end of the processor. 20 January 2024.
Image:FuckingProcessor2024_3.png|Ditto. 20 January 2024.
Image:FuckingProcessor2024_4.png|Another side-view of the processor. 20 January 2024.
</gallery>
</gallery>


Latest revision as of 21:27, 20 January 2024

Fucking Processor
Owner AlphaPlayer5345
Builders 44cckw,  AlphaPlayer5345
Construction
StartedSeptember 2022
Finished23 September 2023
Location
DimensionOverworld
CoordinatesX:120, Y:?, Z:-775

"We will get fucking processor."

–  AlphaPlayer5345 when making the Fucking Processor.

The Fucking Processor is a redstone contraption located between the Parisian departments Parisian Plains and Great Golden Dunes. It was built by AlphaPlayer5345 after his return in September 2022. The contraption is a 2-bit processor capable of calculating numbers as high as 11, though Alpha has stated that the finished product will be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond.

History[edit]

After his long absence from the server, AlphaPlayer5345 would return to the server on 25 September 2022 with the username AlphaPlayer5345. Soon after, he would start collecting resources for his new project and would eventually start building building the Fucking Processor out of, what he called, "pure boredom".

AlphaPlayer would log on multiple times on the server to build and expand the processor. The construction of the 2-Bit computing machine was finished on 27 September 2022, with it being able to calculate numbers as high as 11. Alpha has stated that he plans to expand the computer in the future to be able to comprehend numbers as high as 512 and beyond, but requires more resources and time.

On 23 September 2023, 44cckw would replace the building materials of the processor with wool, removing the old and hastily-built cobblestone foundation. This was done with permission from Alpha.

Trivia[edit]

  • The name of the processor is derived from the famous Alpha quote: 'We will get fucking processor'. Alpha has not used this name for the processor himself.

Gallery[edit]

2022[edit]

September[edit]

  • The early stages of the processor, 25 September 2022.

    The early stages of the processor, 25 September 2022.

  • Ditto, 25 September 2022.

    Ditto, 25 September 2022.

  • The Fucking Processor as of 27 September 2022.

    The Fucking Processor as of 27 September 2022.

2023[edit]

September[edit]

  • The processor during rain. Wiring was luckily water-proof. 23 September 2023.

    The processor during rain. Wiring was luckily water-proof. 23 September 2023.

2024[edit]

January[edit]

  • Side-view of the Fucking Processor. 20 January 2024.

    Side-view of the Fucking Processor. 20 January 2024.

  • View of the sign that's placed on the south-end of the processor. 20 January 2024.

    View of the sign that's placed on the south-end of the processor. 20 January 2024.

  • Ditto. 20 January 2024.

    Ditto. 20 January 2024.

  • Another side-view of the processor. 20 January 2024.

    Another side-view of the processor. 20 January 2024.

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